Meet DoodCrew Ambassador Ruger

Orders chew toys off Facebook marketplace and BarkBox.

Loves a good hot dog

Spends way too much time on his Tinder profile.

Former centerfold for the local firemen's annual holiday calendar.

Believes in UFOs.

Goes on double dates with Enzo.

Has to sit next to Dad ALL the time.

Calls Dad at work to ask when he's going to be home.

Snapchats himself playing at the dog park every day.

Drives his truck with his head hanging out the window.